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Phalanx

Phalanx the Hedgehog says "Be cool and be healthy".8-)

Bankai Ichigo

Joke Journal

Sun Jun 28, 2009, 1:45 PM
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Iron Man Score - Driving With The Top Down
  • Reading: Your Mind
  • Watching: The Guyver
  • Playing: Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner
  • Eating: Hot Dogs
  • Drinking: Water
As the title says this is gonna be a journal for a good laugh. I'm gonna use :iconpombadguy: and :iconfeyd-rautha: for this little comedy skit. Hope you all enjoy and those two as well.:D


Pom: Ok love time for me to fly you in a plane.

Feyd: Since when do you know how to fly a plane?!

Pom: Huh? I've been doing this since I was 10.

Feyd: WTF?!:wow:

Pom: Don't worry it's fine. This plane belongs to a friend of mine who was in a band with me.

Feyd: Your friend in the and owned this plane?! o___O

Pom: Yep!

Feyd:....Who are you and what have you done with Pom?!

Pom: LOL!! What are you talking about.....

Feyd: You never told me any of this!

Pom: I thought I did I guess I forgot to tell you hehehe!!!^^;

Feyd: How the hell could you forgot to tell me THAT?!!

Pom: Ummm...bad memory. >.>

Feyd: Well no argurment there. Btw.....are you drunk?

Pom: I'm sober....ish.

Feyd:.....-__-

Pom: Hahaha! Listen it's gonna be fine. Trust me ok?

Feyd: Fine. But if we crash and I die and you somehow manage survive I'm haunting your ass till the end of time.

Pom: Eeeh fair enough. o.o (Oh man she's serious too)

*Pom, like a gentleman, opens the door of the plane and help Feyd get in only to slip a little in the process. Pom tries his best to hold his laugh in but Feyd hears a little giggle to which she gives him a stink eye look. After several minutes of flying they reach the altitude of 10,000 feet*

Feyd: WOW!!^__^

Pom: Enjoying yourself?

Feyd: Yeah this is so great. I can see the whole island from here!! ^-^

Pom: Now for the surprise.

Feyd: What that you really are drunk?

Pom: Like a skunk, baby!:D

Feyd: WHAT?! O_O

Pom: Joking joking. LOL!!!:rofl:

Feyd: I swear. >.<

Pom: But seriously the surprise is now you're gonna fly the plane.

Feyd: Enough joking Pom. >_>

Pom. No...really it's gonna be simple and clean nothing fancy. I promise.

Feyd:....Alright.

Pom: Now lets do it! Put your hand on my stick!^__^

Feyd: I'm not putting my hand on your stick. >__>

*Pom grabs her hand*

Pom: C'mon put your hand on my stick.

Feyd: I'm not putting my hand on your stick, Pom! (How can he think about sex at at a time like this let along at 10,000 in the air!!!!!)

*Pom steadily tries to pull her arm towards him while she pulls back*

Pom: Look it's nothing to be scared of. Just put your hand on my stick.

Fyed: Not happening!!>_<

Pom: Listen all you're gonna do is go up and down, and left and right and...

Feyd: I think I know how to handle your stick by now, Pom. I'm not grabbing it and that's that.

Pom: Well how else are you gonna fly the plane?

Feyd: Fly the plane?

*Pom points to the plane's control stick*

Pom: Yeah you gotta grab the control stick to steer the plane.

Feyd: Oooooh that stick not the other stick so that's what you meant.

Pom: The other stick:?

Feyd: Never mind I'll take control now. (You big moron why didn;t you say control stick from the start gaaah!!!) Yaaay!! I can fly now. Hey, Pom I can see your house from here.....why is there smoke coming from it.

Pom: (What's wrong with her today and what did she mean by "the other stick" ) Oh that's...wait....WHAT?!O__O

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Chicago, Illinois
  • Interests: Anime, digital art, cosplay, fantasy stories
  • Favourite movie: Transformers
  • Favourite genre of music: I like all varities of music
  • Favourite artist: Akira Toriyama, Masashi Kishimoto, Tite Kuba, Tetsuya Nomura
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Shell of choice: The Oracle
  • Skin of choice: Solar Skin Cells
  • Favourite game: Devil May Cry series
  • Favourite gaming platform: RPG, Action-Adventure, Fighting, and Shooters
  • Favourite cartoon character: Sesshomaru (Inu Yasha), Trunks (DBZ), Yusuke Urameshi, Sonic, Shadow, and Silver
  • Personal Quote: Learn to appreciate the people in your life while you can.
  • Tools of the Trade: My wits

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Comments


:iconghostbastard:
thanks dude for the fave:highfive: keep hippity hoppin your way to success:D
:iconzeraphalanx:
Hippity Hop to the Barber Shop.:D

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The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...Attaining ones dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination.
:iconghostbastard:
:lmao: i want to make a book abot that"how to hipity hoppin your way to success" i think no one ever made that kind of books:D
:iconzeraphalanx:
Yeah I never heard of one like that before. lol

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The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...Attaining ones dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination.
:iconraykosen:
Hi there Kevin! Thanks for visiting my gallery. :D

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I really wanna fly :floating:

" In displaying an artwork, you are not supposed to be there to explain the whole meaning of your concept but rather let the artwork speak for itself..."
:iconzeraphalanx:
It was my pleasure Ray I will be looking into your gallery some more checking out your stuff.8-)

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The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...Attaining ones dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination.
:iconzeraphalanx:
Hahaha!!:XD:

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The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...Attaining ones dream requires a stern will and unfailing determination.

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